(To the tune of O Holy Night)
Christmas delights – the sweety papers shining
This is the night when we eat for all we’re worth.
On biscuits and cakes and chocolate we are dining
Until we burst or our waists are twice its girth.
We cannot cope, there are so many choices
Turkey and ham and carrots, spuds and corn.
Ball made of cheese! Ignore those inner voices.
Alright be a swine, and eat and eat until the morn.
Green light to bite, green light, green light to bite.
Some think its right to have their veg in steaming
But Brussels Sprouts they really should be banned!
Eat all the after eights and people will be screaming
Though not as much if you bought the Asda brand.
The turkey wings don’t seem to pose much danger
And maybe not if that’s where eating ends
We can’t help the greed, when we’re sweet tin exchangers
Behold eat everything, and watch your ass extend
Behold eat everything, and watch your ass extend!
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